yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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