If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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