I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He passed out mid-signature
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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