What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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