Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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