i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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