Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
