That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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