I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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