it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you win again, gameday.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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