so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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