I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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