So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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