Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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