party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
