so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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