Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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