let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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