I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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