i jhust puked up my retainher.
I didn't shave. On purpose
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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