They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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