If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
