I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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