I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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