yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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