I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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