all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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