Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How naked do you want me to be?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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