woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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