I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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