On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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