Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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