Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
