Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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