xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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