but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize