yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Holy sore nipples Batman
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