I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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