it's like iHOP with fire
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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