spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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