This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
She said her name was "party"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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