Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It's Friday. Sex?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
