nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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