yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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