I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
