Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He? As in you personified your dick?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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