What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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