Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i drank out of a bidet.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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