mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
