oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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