She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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