Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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